Business Hours:
| Sunday: | 02:00am to 07:00am |
| Monday: | 02:00am to 10:30am |
| Tuesday: | 02:00am to 10:30am |
| Wednesday: | 02:00am to 10:30am |
| Thursday: | 02:00am to 10:30am |
| Friday: | 02:00am to 10:30am |
| Saturday: | 02:00am to 07:00am |
Pubs:
- Kapplers Bar Bars & Grills in Patchogue, NY
80 Division St
- Halftime Pub Bars & Grills in Patchogue, NY
232 E Main St
- Sajuma Bar and Grill Restaurants/Food & Dining in Patchogue, NY
290 E Main St
- Tailgators Sports Bar Bars & Grills in Patchogue, NY
232 E Main St Ste C
- Fadeley's Deli Pub Bars & Grills in Patchogue, NY
422 W Main St
- El Capitan Sports Bar Bars & Grills in Patchogue, NY
125 Medford Ave Ste 2
The Village Idiot Pub Service List
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Breakfast
Omelettes
Served with home fries and choice of toast. Add $2 for egg whites
Greek
Spinach, feta cheese, and onions
$11.00 Veggie Overload
Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms, and tomato
$11.00 Western
Ham, peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese
$12.00 Mama's Meat
Ham, bacon, and sausage
$12.00 Skinny Chicky
Three egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado, and choice of cheese
$12.00 Eater's Choice
Choice of 3 ingredients: American, swiss, feta, provolone, cheddar jack, mozzarella, spinach, mushrooms, onions, jalapenos, black beans, peppers, tomato, ham, applewood smoked bacon, sausage, or canadian bacon
$12.00
Platters
Make it saucy $0.75 (Hollandaise, spicy hollandaise, salsa, or pico de gallo). Add Guacamole for $1.50
Southern Biscuits
Served with home fries and sausage gravy
$8.00 Breakfast in Bread
A bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted cheddar cheese
$12.00 My Cousin Vinny
Two fried eggs, bacon, and grits
$9.00 Steak & Eggs
Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast
$16.00 Avocado Toast
Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread,drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with blackpepper, served with a side of home frie
$15.00 Idiot Platter
Three eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast
$15.00 Under the Sea Sizzler
A two egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster and crab mea, cajun shrimp, and choice of cheese, served with toast
$15.00 Build Your Own Platter
Two eggs, home fries, toast, and your choice of two: American, Swiss, Feta, Provolone, Cheddar Jack, Mozzarella, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Sausage Links, Ham, Canadian Bacon, Turkey Bacon
$11.00
Platter Extras
Substitute Egg Whites
$2.00 Additional Egg
$1.50 Corned Beef Hash
$3.50 Housemade Sausage Patties (2)
$2.75 Steak
$4.00 Crab Cake (2)
$4.00 Shrimp
$4.00 Pancakes (2)
$2.00 Chocolate Chip Pancakes (2)
$2.50 Banana Pecan Pancakes (2)
$3.00 French Toast (2)
$2.00 Fruit
$4.50 Grits
$3.00 English Muffin (Substitute for Toast)
Corn Muffin (Substitute for Toast)
$1.25 Avocado
$3.00 Spinach
$3.00
Fiesta Favorites
Huevos Rancheros
Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two eggs, and house made salsa
$11.00 South of the Border
Three eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeño, black beans, tomato, and cheddar jack cheese. Served in a burrito
$12.00 Breakfast Quesadilla
Three eggs scrambled, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
$12.00 Jester Tacos
Three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs, and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapeños and grilled corn. Served with home fries
$15.00 Mexi-Omelet
Avocado, tomato, jalapeño and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa. Served with home fries and toast
$13.00
Wings
Trademark Buffalo / Honey BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Teriyaki / Johnny Black BBQ / Dry Rub / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / Firecracker / V.I.P. / Atomic / Sweet Bayou / St. Looie
Wings
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery. Available in Orders of:
(8)
$11.00 (12)
$14.00 (25)
$27.00
Sides
English Muffin
$1.25 Corn Muffin
$1.50 Ham, Bacon, or Sausage
$2.00 Home Made Sausage Patties
$3.00 Sauteed Spinach
$3.00 Avocado
$3.00 Corned Beef Hash
$5.00 Small Seasonal Fruit Plate
$4.50
Sandwiches
Eggy "McmMuff"
One egg and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on an english muffin
$6.00 Von Kaiser
Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on kaiser roll
$8.00 Waffle Sandwich
Ham, Swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle, with a choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$13.00 Classic BLT
Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on choice of toast with home fries or crinkle cut fries
$10.00 Cali Style BLT
Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado, served on a kaiser roll with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$14.00 The "Honey" Farm
Deli sliced ham, turkey, and provolone cheese, topped with fresh arugula and honey mustard, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread wtih choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$15.00 Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
Choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$8.00 Caprese Panini
Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on a freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$14.00 Greek Salad Wrap
Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with Greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle cut fries
$13.00 Sunrise Burger
An 8oz burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
$14.00
Batter Up
Add $1.50 for 2 eggs, Add $2 for meat, Add $2.50 for fresh strawberries
Pancakes
Plain with butter and syrup
$7.00 Chocolate Chip Pancakes
With butter and syrup
$8.00 Banana Pecan Pancakes
With butter and syrup
$9.00 French Toast
Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash
$9.00 Belgian Waffle
With butter and syrup
$8.00 Bread Pudding French Toast
Our fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash, topped with fresh mixed berries
$11.00 Breakfast Churro Bites
cinnamon swirl bread, dipped in cinnamon vanilla egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted, and served with honey maple dipping sauce
$10.00 Chicken and Waffles
Fluffy Belgian Waffle topped with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders
$11.00
The Benedicts
Poached eggs with Hollandaise Sauce on an English Muffin, served with home fries
Benny of The Week
Ask your server
MP
The Original
Served with canadian bacon
$10.00 Veggie Benny
Grilled tomato, avocado, spinach
$13.00 The Mcfee
Served with corned beef hash
$11.00 The Pincher
Served with crab cakes
$13.00
Kidiot Breakfast
Includes on small juice or milk (chocolate milk additional $0.50)
French Toast Sticks
$6.00 Silver Dollar Pancakes
$6.00 Egg in a Basket
One egg cooked in your choice of toast
$6.00 Oatmeal
Maple Brown Sugar or cinnamon apple
$6.00 Scrambled Eggs
With your choice of bacon or sausage
$6.00
Beverages
Juices
Orange, apple, pineapple, or cranberry
Sm.
$1.75 Lg.
$2.50 Milk or Chocolate Milk
Sm.
$1.75 Lg.
$2.50 Coffee or Tea
free refills with meal only
$2.25 Hot Chocolate
$2.25 Bottomless Bloody Mary's, Mimosas, and Sangria
$20.00 With Entree
$30.00
Build Your Own Bloody Mary
$20
Choice of Liquor
Choice of Mixer
Choice of 3 Ingredients
Choice of 2 Garnishes
Lunch & Dinner
Appetizers
Disco Fries
Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
$9.00 Mini Chicken Tacos
Served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with cheddar jack cheese
$9.00 Chicken Fingers
Italian style fingers served with house-made honey mustard
$11.00 Sweet Jesus Potato Fries
Sweet potato fries drizzled with house-made cinnamon sauce. Topped with glazed pecans
$11.00 Bodacious Tot-Tots
Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing. Served with a side of sour cream
$11.00 Mac 'N Cheese Wedges
Three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded & deep fried. Served with ranch dressing
$13.00 Crab Cakes
Two house made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade
$13.00 Nachos Locos
Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapeños, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
$13.00 Lobster Wontons (6)
Fresh lobster & cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried. Served with Asian dipping sauce
$15.00 Stoopid Sampler
Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicen tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings. Served with the appropriate dipping sauces
$17.00 Cajun Seared Tuna
Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
$16.00 Onion Ring Tower
Served with chipotle mayo
$10.00 Mozzarella Sticks
Parmesan dusted with a side of house-made marinara
$9.00 Fried Pickle Chips
Tempura battered pickle chips served with house-made honey mustard or ranch
$10.00 Quesadilla
Bacon, cheddar, and monterey jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream
- Gluten Free
$11.00 Steak Rolls
Grilled steak, melted provolone cheese, sauteed onions and mushrooms. Served in a crispy egg roll with a side of horseradish
$15.00 Loaded Vip Fries
Cheddar, pepper jack, bacon, and pico de gallo served with sour cream
$11.00 Buffalo Chicken Dip
Shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl. Served with celery, carrots, and house-made tortilla chips
$15.00 Sit-N-Spinach Dip
Oversized breadbowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach, and cream cheese blend
$14.00 Jumbo Hot Pretzel
Served with mustard
$8.00 Add Nacho Cheese
$7.00 Marinated Steak Tidbits
Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
- Gluten Free
$14.00
Our Famous Wings
Wings
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery. Trademark Buffalo / Honey BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Teriyaki / Johnny Black BBQ / Dry Rub / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / Firecracker / V.I.P. / Atomic / Sweet Bayou / St. Looie. Available in Orders of:
(8)
$12.00 (12)
$15.00 (25)
$28.00 Boneless Bits
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled and tossed in your choice of wing sauce. Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots & celery
$12.00
Salads
Dressings: Italian / Blue Cheese / Balsamic Vinaigrette / Fat Free Raspberry Vinaigrette / Ranch / Thousand Island / Honey Mustard / Extra Side: $0.75. Add to any salad: Chicken $2 / Steak or Shrimp $4 / Seared Tuna $7
Garden Salad
Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, and red onion
- Gluten Free
$9.00 The Wedge
Crispy icebery wedge with crumbled blue cheese, tomatoes, and crumbled bacon
- Gluten Free
$11.00 Cobb Salad
Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumble, and apple slices
- Gluten Free
$14.00 V.i.p. Salad
Mesclun greens, grilled chicken marinated in our V.I.P. wing sauce with frazzled onions, tortilla strips, corn, and black beans
$13.00 Caesar Salad
Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons, and parmesan
- Gluten Free
$11.00 The G.o.a.t. (Greatest of All Time)
Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, and pecans
- Gluten Free
$15.00 Main Street Salad
Glazed pecans, crispy bacon, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, red onion, and blue cheese crumbles on a bed of spinach
- Gluten Free
$12.00 Bistro Salad
Mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers drizzled with balsamic glaze
- Gluten Free
$14.00 Quinoa Salad
With wilted spinach, grape, tomatoes, cucumber, chickpeas, black olives, roasted red peppers, and feta cheese, tossed with lemon and oil dressing
$15.00
Soups
Soup of the Day
$6.00 Upgrade To Bowl
$8.00 Chicken Noodle Soup
$6.00 Upgrade To Bowl
$8.00 French Onion Soup
$8.00 Lobster Bisque
$7.00 Upgrade To Bowl
$10.00
Stoopid Sliders (3)
Three Stooges Sliders (Happy Hour)
Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and thousand island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
$13.00 Crab Cake Sliders
House made lump crab cakes topped with lettuce, tomato, and cajun remoulade, served on mini pretzel rolls
$15.00 The Little Sh*Tz (Happy Hour)
Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw, and cheddar cheese on mini martin potato rolls
$14.00 Lobster Roll Sliders
House made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls
$15.00 V.I.P. Sliders
Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula, and horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
$16.00
Flatbreads
The Bruschetta (Happy Hour)
Melted mozzarella topped with house made bruschetta
- Vegetarian
$11.00 The Fajita
Topped with grilled chicken, melted cheddar cheese, green & red peppers, onions, and rice
$11.00 The Buffalo (Happy Hour)
Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressing
$13.00 The Black-N-Blue
Steak, blue cheese crumbles, and arugula, drizzled with balsamic glaze
$15.00
Healthier Options
Veggie Quesadilla
Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini, and melted cheddar cheese. Served in a gluten-free tortilla with sour cream & pico de gallo
- Vegetarian
- Gluten Free
$11.00 Mediterranean Dip
House made with hummus, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, & feta cheese, served with toasted pita
- Vegetarian
$11.00 We-Go-Vego Burger
An impossible vegan burger patty topped with lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, mustard, and sriracha mayo
- Vegetarian
$17.00 House-Made Veggie Burger
8oz patty blend of broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, cream cheese, garlic, lentils, and bread crumbs on a brioche bun
$13.00 House-Made Turkey Burger
8oz turkey patty served on a brioche bun with house made cranberry spread on the side
$13.00 Chipotle Chicken Burger
Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwestern slaw
$16.00 Ahi Tuna Wrap
Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo, and teriyaki drizzle
- Gluten Free
$18.00 Roasted Vegetable Panini
Eggplant, red and green pepers, zucchini, onions, tomato, and fresh mozarella
$15.00
Signature Dishes
Dreamy Tortellini
Tortellini, tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach, and grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
$18.00 V.I.P. Ribs
Served with mac n' cheese and coleslaw
Half Rack
$13.00 Full Rack
$19.00 Marinated Steak Tidbits
Marinated steak bits topped with crumbled blue cheese and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis and choice of side
$20.00 Jazzy Jambalaya
Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage, shrimp over a bed of rice
$18.00 Idiot Francese
Chicken cutlets sautéed in house made francese sauce served over pasta
$19.00
Burgers
All burgers come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Substitute any side for $2
Burger
$12.00 Cheeseburger
$13.00 The Ace
8oz burger stacked with (5) strips of bacon with choice of cheese
$17.00 The Meathead
10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushroom, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
$18.00 The Burgundy
8oz burger, bacon, and swiss cheese, cajun dipped & topped with chips
$14.00 Texas Burger
8oz burger, topped with fried jalapeños, fried onions, pepper jack cheese, & BBQ sauce
$14.00 Marinated Burger
8oz burger, covered in our signature marinade
$14.00 Short Rib Burger
8oz burger, topped with cheddar cheese, slow-cooked short rib, and frazzled onions
$15.00
Wraps & Paninis
All wraps & paninis come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Wraps are all available in: white, whole wheat, spinach & herb, tomato & basil, habanero sauce, or gluten free. Substitute any side for $2
El Diablo Wrap
Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sautéed onions, and chipotle sauce
- Gluten Free
$14.00 Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
Lightly-seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon and provolone cheese with ranch dressing
- Gluten Free
$15.00 Grilled Chicken Panini
Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella, and pesto
$15.00 Healthy Italian Wrap
Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto, and fresh mozzarella
- Gluten Free
$14.00 Prime Panini
Sliced prime rib, sautéed onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo
$16.00
Sandwiches
All sandwiches come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Substitute any side for $2
American Chicken Sandwich
Breaded and fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll
$13.00 Sweet Chicky Sandwich
Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon, and crispy onions topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
$13.00 It's the Sh*T Sandwich
Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw, and cheddar cheese served on a bishop roll
$16.00 Sliced Steak Sandwich
Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
$17.00 Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
$10.00 Turkey Club
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon, and chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
$15.00 Groovin' Reuben
Corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and russian dressing on toasted rye
$15.00 Philly Cheese Steak
Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions and peppets, melted American and nacho cheese
$15.00 Filet Mcmuff
Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, and melted swiss cheese on an english muffin
$19.00 Moe
Hot roast beef and melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
$16.00 Larry Po' Boy
Grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapeños, red onion, avocado, and chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
$17.00 Curly
Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo, and frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
$15.00
Sides
Rice
$4.00 Cole Slaw
$4.00 Tater Tots
$5.00 Onion Rings
$5.00 Sauteed Veggies
$5.00 Mac 'N Cheese
$5.00 Waffle Fries
$5.00 Loaded Tater Tots
$6.00 Sweet Potato Fries
$6.00 Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy
$6.00
